About the Song
“Singer Toby Keith’s song “Shitty Golfer” offers a humorous and interesting look at golf. This is a unique track on his album “Bullets in the Gun”.
In “Shitty Golfer”, Toby Keith describes a person who is not a good golfer (“shitty golfer”) but is constantly passionate and trying. The song not only pokes fun at the funny situations golfers encounter, but is also a message about overcoming failure and continuing to strive in life.
The music of “Shitty Golfer” combines vibrant rhythms and humorous lyrics, creating a fun and refreshing atmosphere. This track is not only for golfers but also attracts the interest of every music lover with its positive message and upbeat music.
“Bullets in the Gun” has proven the appeal and diversity of Toby Keith’s music, and “Shitty Golfer” is an indispensable part, bringing laughter and refreshment to listeners every time it is broadcast.
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Lyrics
I’m a shitty golfer, you can ask my wifeI’ve been out there hackin’ every day of my lifeI got the shorts and all the plaid sweatersThat new Taylormade driver didn’t make me any betterMan, I hit ’em fast and I hit ’em thinI roll ’em in the bunker’s man, I hit ’em againSlice ’em in the bushes, crank ’em in a creekI popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the streetYeah, I’m 2-45 right down the middleAnd I’ll miss a green, to the left just a littleChili dip a wedge and put it all togetherHit that son of a bitch right up there in the leatherIf you call that good and let me press on the sideYou can put me down for a fightHey, I’m a shitty golfer, most of us areBut we carry our clubs in the back of our carsWhat else you gonna do when you’re out of town?And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another roundMan, I played Augusta and I played Pebble BeachAnd one time at Sawgrass I shot 83If I live long enough to be 88I think I’ll celebrate it by shooting my ageYeah, I’m 2-45 right down the middleAnd I’ll miss a green, to the left just a littleChili dip a wedge and put it all togetherHit that son of a bitch right up there in the leatherIf you call that good and let me press on the sideYou can put me down for a fight, oh yeahYou can put me down for a fight